Headlines (or two more jokes)

• Vancouver (the site of the winter Olympics) is up an arms over several disparaging reports concerning the large number of homeless people populating the area. Recently sending out a statement claiming "how dare you say such things about our women's ice-skating team".
• There are rumors circulating about Howard Stern and his interest in replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol. If this happens the show will likely be renamed "retarded-midget sing along".