The main event for Monday night’s episode of TNA Impact was Hulk Hogan and Abyss vs. A.J Styles and Ric Flair. Apparently Hogan came out of retirement to debut his new gimmick: father of a shitty family. The man absolutely makes me sick. Ric Flair is no better. This guy couldn't even stay retired for two years. He just had to go back to wearing that stupid transsexual entrance robe and he had to go back to doing that dumb multiple sclerosis patient walk he does before landing a knee drop.
Sure, RVD is back and I like the Angle/Anderson feud, but the center piece was this old timer bullshit. I heard at the next Pay-Per-View, Flair and Hogan are going to wrestle in the first ever "colostomy bag match". The first one to have it fall out while performing a suplex looses. Actually I heard they where going to wrestle a submission match where instead of tapping out, they have to give up by pressing their “Life Alert” medical bracelets. But most of all, fuck me for watching this shit, I’m an adult.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
What's so wrong with Ric Flair's robe? It's got pizazz. I'm wondering when these guys quit bleaching their hair.
ReplyDeleteIt had pizazz. Back when he was the best in the buisness. I love the guy, but he has to stop.
ReplyDeleteActualy, this wasn't his first match out of retirment. Last month I heard a news story were he was invloved in a domestic case, his wife punched him in the eye and then tossed a phone at him. At least he won by DQ.
Wait, wait, wait...you're telling me Ric Flair retired and then came back? I don't think he'd EVER do that. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteReally, I don't even care about the fact that he came out of retirement. I just wanted to make a bunch of wrestling themed old people jokes.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm from that old school era of wrestlers you speak of, so please, for me, keep it up! The only wrestling I watch anymore is the Royal Rumble because we gamble on it!
ReplyDeleteHow do you do that, exactly? I could get in on that action. I picked the last two winners.
ReplyDelete