Yup, spring break and I’m at home blogging like a 400 pound shut in. I deserve to be bullied on Facebook for all of this. I should be in Los Cabos right now getting shit faced and on a beach. Praying that the lump in some chick’s neck isn't an Adam’s Apple.
I should be out stimulating the Mexican economy. I always find it amazing that Mexico’s whole economy is pretty much based on these two weeks. I find it remarkable that a country can produce its whole Gross National Product by selling margaritas and the “morning after pill” for a few days in March.