Summer movie preview, Part 2

The A-Team. This isn't going to be a piece of absolute crap. If I were going to compare this movie to a pile of shit, it would be in the neighborhood of three Activias and then a glass of water from a Bolivian lake. That's the kind of shit, this movie would be. Liam "Fucking" Neeson is in this! Doesn't he have a respectable movie career? What is he doing to himself? He's going to be driving around in a van with for dudes. They don't even kill people. All of this is giving me a Natasha Richardson sized headache. Why the hell did I do that?

Eclipse. This is yet another Twilight movie. I am getting so tired of this stuff. I understand it isn't made and produced for me, but then again, what is? I always hear about those male 18 to 34 demographics. Now a days there less and less about who's watching T.V. and more and more about who's being convicted of rape. You know why? Because there isn't anything on! This bullshit is going to make millions and millions of dollars from all the its Emo girl fans. Money that otherwise would have been used to buy razor blades and paper for suicide notes. I'm so classy.

Sex in the City 2. The Kentucky derby starts early and early each year. This movie is for any man who needs to be cured of his sex addiction. There are sexier bodies in a confederate graveyard. I've seen more desirable women at a Hospice. I think after those three lines it's pretty (the only time you'll see that word in this section) obvious on my stance. If it was funny, I wouldn't care. If you don't like how I'm being superficial, then leave a comment. I'd rather willingly hand over my hard drive to the F.B.I. than go see this movie. Don't ask me what I mean by that.

Iron Man 2. Isn't terrible how all the movies nerds want to go see come out when the sun is closest to the earth? Our pale skin can't handle it. Well, Ive actually never been a nerd for comics. Star wars, baseball cards and wrestling are what has made be a chick magnet over the years. This movie is going to make more money and then a bunch of sequels and it will all be ruined. But you might actually find me a the movies for this one.

So, in this section alone, we have a T.V. show remake and three sequels. Why be original? I should take a tip from Hollywood.